När Chuck Norris talar, häpnar jag.

Om man (bland mycket annat) får den här tillägnad sig:

"There is no evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

...och därpå lämnar ett officiellt svar som lyder:
"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures."

...då förtjänar man faktiskt inga fler "fun facts"!

Så jag har beslutat mig för ställa upp och ta över facklan. Så nu är det Vemihelvete-Anders och inte Chuck Norris som gäller. Här är några exempel:

Vemihelvete-Anders is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Vemihelvete-Anders.

When Vemihelvete-Anders falls in water, Vemihelvete-Anders doesn't get wet. The water gets Vemihelvete-Anders'd.

Vemihelvete-Anders ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Vemihelvete-Anders can divide by zero.

Så ligger det till. Nu kan ni fylla på med fler i kommentarerna.